Look at all those ducks there are at least ten
Well, you’re not wrong.
gravity falls seems like one of those shows that kids who are like 8 years old right now will rewatch ten years down the road and go “what the fuck? this was fucked up. did this fuck me up? this probably fucked me up”
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
Suddenly, it’s not a book anymore. It’s your soul being reflected back to you on the turning pages.
that one quote in that one book (via embracethefeels)
Aries: Fire Manipulation
Taurus: Enhanced Stamina
Cancer: Lunar Empowerment
Leo: Enhanced Reflexes
Libra: Enhanced Dexterity
Scorpio: Poison Generation
Sagittarius: Enhanced Vision
Capricorn: Mountain Manipulation
Aquarius: Water Mimicry
Pisces: Underwater Breathing
To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way
- breakfast: 3pm
- dinner: 11pm
- more food: 1am
- midnight snack: 4am